PACK YOUR THINGS AND...........

My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her..."pack your things and ....."
At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop for her to receive the call. It was her dad. 
The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying. 
After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, he said:"my daughter, I have transferred $3,000,000 into your account, give your husband $2,000,000 out of it, and you can have the remaining balance." Am sending a tear rubber jeep to you and your husband for family use. After the good-byes, the call ended, and she turned to me:"you said I should pack my things and do what?" And I replied:
"I SAID, PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH. I will iron them when light is restored. I don't want my lovely wife to stress herself"

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