Cosmetic Mistake?

A drunk man came home late & sat on the door step for 30mins trying to figure out what to tell his strict wife the reason for his lateness.
He gained courage, opened the door & found his wife and son watching a movie.
He passed them and went upstairs, his heart pounding hard.
To his surprise his wife did not say a word.
Just to confirm, he decided to walk past them and again back upstairs but his wife didn't say a word.
He called his son and asked him; "How come today your mother is not speaking?"
The boy replied "she asked me for lipstick but I mistakenly gave her super glue......."

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