The Successful Applicant?

A recent application letter from an applicant.

 No. 3, Osu  street,
 P. O. Box 172,
 Accra ,
 Ghana .
                                            May 9, 2017.

Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the Accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead Accountant.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary photograph as proof of vacancy.

You can't lie to me this time. GIVE ME THE JOB!


  Thank you.
  Yours faithfully,
  Kwabla Agbedefu .