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May 19, 2018

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The Smarter Adamawa Wife

A woman in Yola Adamawa State took her husband's Phone and checked his Facebook activities; she saw romantic chats with women. But instead of reaching for the kitchen knife, to start butchering her man, she sat down and thought of a way to separate him from the women. She came up with a beautiful idea, without even the husband's knowledge. She came up with the following methods 1- She copied all his chats with one of the women. 2- She opened a new Facebook account with a Male name 3- She sent a friend request to the husband, he accepted the request. 4 - She introduced herself to him. She said "I'm Abu Dar'daee by name, a Member of BOKO HARAM. I saw all your chats with my wife. I want to warn you to stay away from her if you really want to remain alive. To clear any element of doubt, I have all the chats with me and here they are, you can see. 5- So, if you don't stop chatting with my wife, I'll slaughter you like Ram. 6- I know you. I

What Is A Happy Reunion?

A Happy Reunion is when you get up in the morning and told your wife you are going to work, but instead, you went to your neighbor's wife to make love with her. Her husband comes in and knocks on the door, you ran to hide under the bed. The husband enters and his wife says she want to go to the market to buy some items. The husband also take advantage of his wife's absence and calls your wife, your wife arrived and they begin to make love. And suddenly his wife who had gone to the market is back and knocks on the door. Meanwhile you are still under the bed hiding. Even in the oza with ****clears throat****? Your wife also rushed to hide under the same bed where you are hiding and meet you there. What could more happier than such a REUNION?

The Ancient Chinese Torture

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during the night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet s

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