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May 19, 2018

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Location: Abuja, Nigeria

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The Smarter Adamawa Wife

A woman in Yola Adamawa State took her husband's Phone and checked his Facebook activities; she saw romantic chats with women. But instead of reaching for the kitchen knife, to start butchering her man, she sat down and thought of a way to separate him from the women. She came up with a beautiful idea, without even the husband's knowledge. She came up with the following methods 1- She copied all his chats with one of the women. 2- She opened a new Facebook account with a Male name 3- She sent a friend request to the husband, he accepted the request. 4 - She introduced herself to him. She said "I'm Abu Dar'daee by name, a Member of BOKO HARAM. I saw all your chats with my wife. I want to warn you to stay away from her if you really want to remain alive. To clear any element of doubt, I have all the chats with me and here they are, you can see. 5- So, if you don't stop chatting with my wife, I'll slaughter you like Ram. 6- I know you. I...

Valedictory Letter From A "Loving" Daughter To Dad

A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was surprised to see the bed nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an enveloped note conspicuously placed on the pillow. It was addressed 'Dad' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands to read. Dear Dad, I write to you with a lot of regret. But I am leaving home. I had to elope with with my new boyfriend Randy I have been finding real passion with Randy, he is so nice to me. When you meet you will like him too - even with all his piercings, tatoos, and Rasta hairdos. But the good news is that I am pregnant for him and he wants me to have the kid so we can be happily married and have about 10 more. Though Randy is older than me (around 59 or there about) and he is a bit broke, these shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree? It is true he has other girlfriends, but I know he will be faithful to me. Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't...

THIS PLANE MUST CRASH OOOO!!!!!!!!

The plane took off and within minutes the couple were airborne. Then the voice of the pilot boomed in from the cockpit, "ladies and gentlemen is like we've lost control here and this plane may crash any moment from now" The husband held his wife's shivering and trembling hand and said: "Darling I have a confession to make before we pass to the great beyond. I have been cheating on you all these days. I have been having it with my secretary, my female boss in the office, and the landlords cousin, even your uncles wife, can you forgive me?" His wife answered voice trembling and choking "yes honey, I forgive you but I also have mine to make, will you also forgive me?" "Yes honey, I will" Her husband assured . So she went on "you are not the father all our 4 children. Really, the 1st boy Bala, was fathered by your friend Henry, the 2nd girl Sally, by our former landlord, the 3rd girl Telei, by your driver and the 4th boy Tob...

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